You are so funny. I adore this story! Truth be told, I just spent several hundred dollars to get rid of my varicose veins (insurance paid the rest), and had my eyebrows microbladed. My touch up is next week. My husband gave me a $300 certificate to the spa and I've opted for the anti-ageing hydration treatment, which is exactly $300, so I will need to fork over some cash for the tip.