Thanks KD for the positive feedback! The true part of the story is that me and my fellow thrift store partner in crime actually did scatter plastic cockroaches, only it wasn’t in the break room, it was in the food pantry. Then we hid behind the stacks of canned beaned and watched the food pantry volunteers. When somebody donated a full set of dentures, I went around leaving them on people’s desks, but the CFO threw them away. My partner was disappointed, because she had wanted to use them for a joke on her dentist.