Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when George's date walks in on him after a shower, gives him the once over, and he shouts, "Haven't you heard of shrinkage! - Bebe Nicholson - Medium

The Endless Unease Caused By A Frequently Turtling Up Penis

Greg Prince

Feb 17, 2021

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Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when George's date walks in on him after a shower, gives him the once over, and he shouts, "Haven't you heard of shrinkage!

Bebe Nicholson

Written by Bebe Nicholson

Writer, editor, publisher, journalist, author, columnist, believer in enjoying my journey and helping other people enjoy theirs. bknicholson@att.net

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