OMG, Terrye, this was just perfect and hilarious. Great read! I posted a story in Pickle Fork a while back about my colonoscopy called Why Southern Women Wear Makeup to a Colonoscopy. I can relate to everything you said. And when it was all over the sweetest words I ever heard were, You don’t need to come back for 10 years.

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