ME: This guy should never hold public office because I don’t remember exactly where, my memory is fuzzy, but I think he was one of either four or two people that tried to grope me at a teenage party, only I got away. Oh, and I never ever told any of my girlfriends about it cause girls don’t talk about stuff like that. I don’t have any ulterior motives either, even thought his mother was a judge who evicted my parents during a foreclosure.