Lol, you're funny. I'd love to see a picture of you, after your descriptions! I think your age was the worst for worrying about my looks as I started to lose them. It gets better! But on another note, a far as eyebrows go, microblading mine was the best beauty treatment I ever got. I went from not having eyebrows until I penciled them in to having natural looking perfectly arched brows. My brow person is a true artist.