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…feet off the patio. I think that’s all he had while in stir and I can’t get him to break the habit. His pee is more toxic than Agent Orange. I thought about bottling it up and selling it to compete with Roundup, but my lawyer didn’t want to fight all the probable lawsuits. So, I’ve got this yellow strip of dead grass all around my patio. Thought about training him to pee…

Three Rescues for the Price of One
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Bebe Nicholson
Bebe Nicholson

Written by Bebe Nicholson

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