Jon Scott, you’re a great humor writer! Laughed the way through, and you’ve inspired me to someday write about my own teambuilding experiences, which I loathed. I have flung myself off a building like Wonder Woman hooked to chains, sat aloft a man’s shoulders in a group game of “blind chicken” because I was the lightest one in the group, watched my plump uncoordinated boss go skidding sideways in a relay, happily rammed my co-workers in bumper cars….all in the name of team building.