I love this article because I lied to mine last week. Questions: Do you smoke? No. Do you drink wine? Yes. Do you exercise? Yes. Have you had any loss of breath or chest pains? No. When was your last mammogram? 8 months ago.

The lie? The mammogram one, of course! I'm not getting my breasts smashed flat in a vise and shot full of X rays at my age, no lectures please.