I have tried to respond three times and my computer keeps jumping and darting to somewhere else before I can hit respond. So I will try again.

This is hilarious and also sad. I hope Medium doesn't banish you.

I got one of those letters too, for spreading medical misinformation. I mentioned the I word or the H word or some other atrocity, when we all know the V word is the only acceptable thing to mention when speaking of C, because we all follow the science since we know everything there is to know about the science.