Funny piece Amy. And it's good satire, which I always love. But full confession here: I have been fully vaccinated but am taking ivermectin as a prophylactic. It's not what they sell for horses, though. It's prescribed by my doctor for humans and I pick up my prescription at the pharmacy. It's an antiviral and some doctors have had success with it.
I've had no side effects whatsoever, so with this Delta variant raging, what have I got to lose? People, even vaccinated ones, are dying of this thing, so I'm going to pull out all the stops and use something that may or may not help because the powers that be aren't coming up with much else.
Also, if I happen to get lyme disease from traipsing through the woods, or doing somethings else in the woods, scientists are beginning to say it's working wonders with that :0)